Odd Still Life My Odd Still Life (In A Few Well And/Or Badly Chosen Words)

2Jan/120

It’s Late. It’s Snowing. I’m Up For The Duration.

It's another one of those days. One I hope to never deal with again. Next year I will be sitting in Southern California and never see another freaking snowflake. I wonder if they close schools for mudslides and fires and whatever else they have out there. (Wait! What? Earthquakes? Are you sure?)

Someone really should make a serious school closing rule. Something like, "If the television weather guy tells adult human beings that the windchill is dangerous and will be dangerous schools will be automatically closed." Also, "If the news camera shows one sliding car wreck, it might be too dangerous for the freaking school buses to drive on the roads."

Ohio. It snows. Your snow plows are for crap. Close schools if you get five inches of snow.

Thank you and goodnight.

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